is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
