So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
There r osticjed everywhere
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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