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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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