why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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