But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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