i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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