i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do you still have your period?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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