I feel like I'm in dance class right now
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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