how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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