Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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