People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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