My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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