And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
ttyl tear gas
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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