Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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