Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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