you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My ATM looks so different sober.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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