My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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