I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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