chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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