I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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