I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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