It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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