you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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