C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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