Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You made out with two different species that night
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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