I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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