some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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