But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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