Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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