Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
it's like iHOP with fire
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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