yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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