i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
