I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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