plz talk dirty to me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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