my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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