I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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