it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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