I'm lost and stupid without you.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.