I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.