Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
