just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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