There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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