Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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