It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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