Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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