Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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