So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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