did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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