but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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