I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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