Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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