would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Panties = found
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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