how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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