Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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