So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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